Monday, November 29, 2010

Dont Come over me. The TSA should be more careful!

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

Link here

Well you wonder. I mean fiddling with someones pierced willy as part of a security assessment and you wonder why you get sticky?

Who's assaulting who? The TSA are at fault.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Nano Thermite found in Building 7 Another Downfall Video.

Seems that building 7 was blown up with nano thermite. That suggests explosive charges were laid. Is this why Israel told its workers to stay away? Is this also why the "demolition of the towers" looked almost like a text book demolition?

They went straight down I watched live in September 2001. I was transfixed. At the time I noticed it looked like any demolition that I had seen before.

Heres the originating video

Friday, November 26, 2010

Caption Contest

What do you think Lizzie, perhaps Kate would like one of these? to remind her that being in the Royal family is a heavy burden?( do you think we could get away with the White elephant gift game?) Liz" Oh do be quiet Philip!"

Please add your captions.

Friday, November 5, 2010

V is for Vendetta TV Speech Nov 5th special

If you just insert David Cameron's name for Adam Sutler, and Prime Minister for High Chancellor it feels like Britain today under the yoke of the EU and its myriad directives.

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

If I were a rich man....

Joking apart, with food inflation being in reality 14% (which is what it is in India) and what it is here because we have basically the same foodstuffs, the Daily Mail gleefully saying it is costing us £230 more a year (Considering its more than that if you eat decently) and saying that Inflation is only 4.4% Hah! That is saying that you spend only, get this £2718 on food a year. Do you know anyone who manages on just £52 a week for food? for a family? Yes there maybe people out there who buy the lowest quality products and are obese as a result and who dont buy fruit and veg but it is exceedingly hard to buy vegetables and decent food and come out of a shop having paid just £52 in the supermarket.

Proves yet again that the Daily Fail has no idea what it is talking about and is pushing government propaganda that inflation is only 4.4%

I know mothers who if their weekly shop is less than £100 are ecstatic.

Friday, October 22, 2010

The Comeback Kid or How the Emperor truly has no clothes.

I decided to come back.  Much is happening in the political world and having taken a break out for personal reasons it is now the time for me to come back,limber up those fingers and start fisking the political lies that are put to us daily in the name of the EU, and in the name of the government.

For example we have had savage cuts recently but surprise surprise the foreign aid budget has gone up,  It is now more than the income tax take.

One wonders if inflation has affected the bribes that need to be handed out in several foreign governments.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye

This blog is closing in one month on June 08th  If you want anything from it let me know  ( it will still exist but be for me alone)

Why?  Because it has served its purpose.
When June 8th
How  by being a closed blog
What  Well its time to shut it down so that I can write my books
Where  I shall be leaving you permanently because politics is rigged by the matrix system in this country and only a peoples revolution and a republic would ever sort things out.
Who  You know who I am but the fact is that politics will only be fair if all the satanists and the rich men on this earth who have made their fortunes from exploiting other people are no longer with us in the mortal sense.


There will be no more posts on this blog.

It has been a pleasure and a delight for all of you who have met me in person, and for those who have been supportive  For those who haven't remember this  In the final reckoning you will weighed and if the balance is against the good don't expect to survive.

This is the end of this journey and the beginning of a brand new one.

One outside the matrix that infests us, brainwashes us and exploits us as its servants.

You have a choice  I have finally made mine.

So Long and thanks for all the Fish.

Nanoo Nanoo  Mork signing out from Ork.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

The Hung Parliament

David Cameron You are Lisle

Better beware be canny and careful baby you're on the brink.

And I claim my five pounds

The Great Zoranie Predicts

In six months time you will be shocked

George Osborne will become leader of the Conservative Party
Gordon Brown will become a caretaker prime minister with the Glib Dems for six months
Electoral reform will be brought in as it will continue to split the vote.
David Cameron will go the way of William Hague.
His soon to be born child will be disabled
He will therefore give up being leader to look after that child.

Get your bets in now.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Problem Reaction Solution

People were turned away from the polling booths.

They had queued to vote.

The whole thing smacks of vote rigging and a purposeful ploy to create a hung parliament because the problem reaction solution is

The Lisbon treaty needs to be re ratified.

That's the problem

If Cameron had got in, He would have had to give a referendum before re-ratifying it or face the prospect of the Conservatives staying out a whole generation from power.

Reaction is to rig the election to give the stupid voter the appearance of a hung parliament

( this is also why Brown is giving Cleggy the flying nokia treatment)  The Lib-Lab pact was determined in advance ( we are going to have Gordon for another year) Once the Lisbon treaty has been re ratified Gordon will get knighted and become one of the order of the Garter.


To create a situation that is controllable

The power has been divided and so the forces that rule this country can get on and do the bits they need to whilst there is a bloody interregnum

The IMF is already hard at work under the careful stewardship of Herbert Morrison's grandson

The Prince of Darkness himself

Peter Mandelson.

I humbly present my statement and hope that you will accept it.

You've been Had

I know that many of you are hung up if you'll pardon the pun about the election.

Don't bother  Its actually not important  The LibLabConDems got returned to power and all the independents were squeezed out.  ALL of them

That it itself is more worrying than a hung parliament.

Successive governments have refused to cut the foreign aid budget even though we are in rapid deficit or in meltdown with the economy

Why should this be?

I suggest you sleep on it  ( it is also the amount of money raised from income tax every year)  There's a salutary lesson on that one.

The last time this happened Heath got blasted out of power because he was about to give the game away.
The same with Gordonomics

Another interesting fact is that the USA is permanently against the axis of evil

What have these access of evil governments or in the case of Somalia ( no government) actually done?

They have invested in nuclear power for their electricity generation

This makes them a threat for some reason?  Hello  Yes they may get some warheads out of it but so what?  No one would ever use them because they know that the possibility of using them is out of the question but what nuclear power does do is bring cheap electricity to homes and people.

"With nuclear energy generating electricity in cheap and abundant supplies, Third
World countries would gradually become independent of U.S. foreign aid and begin to
assert their sovereignty. Nuclear generated electricity is THE key to bringing Third
World countries out of their backward state"

Do you see how that threatens America?  Obama is hailed as the leader of the free world

There's nothing free about it. Everywhere in the so called free world there are regulations, tariffs, bureacracy and hurdles to pass.

I don't call that free  I call that torture.

We have a situation where the international observers were horrified at our electoral process but yet we bang on about how a democracy should be run.

People were queuing to vote and were turned away

That is a much bigger headline than a hung parliament  It smacks of the election being orchestrated to create one.

Problem reaction solution

Thats what most of you are being preached to right now

OH NO  theres a HUNG parliament what the hell are we going to do about it?

The easiest solution would be to re run the election in one weeks time,  And to keep the polling booths open until all the people who wanted to could vote

They won't do that.

This has been carefully orchestrated through the Fake Debates on tv, brain washing and the polls.

and by lessening the amount of polling booths and officers to count votes.

Its a scam and its been done to you with your eyes wide open.

You've been had,

You dont believe me?

All politicians are liars are they not?

So why do you believe them year on year out with no tangible actual real return?

Ask your self that one  And sleep on it and then wake up and smell the coffee

In fact fast for 24 hours just taking bottled water and think about it  Flush all the toxins out of your system and think

You'll be furious when you realise how badly and how easily the wool has been slipped so sweetly over your eyes.

If you have any questions email me 


Though of course most of you on a low fat low cholesterol diet won't  That's government propaganda for you

Friday, May 7, 2010

Be like the Kettle and Sing

Thankfully this election is over but there's going to be another general election within a year or so  It may even be earlier depending on how messy the divorce between Cameron and Clegg is and how much acrimony gets thrown around.

Needless to say Brown is grinning like the Cheshire cat.

Its not over till the lady sings really.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

And now for something completely different.....

Arthur , King of the Britons

Of course I could have put the Spanish Inquisition here because that would have accurately reflected other events but this one is just as much fun.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Twas the night before....

Twas the night before the election and all through the house,
No one was stirring not even the spouse,
The postal vote had been posted,
and the polling card had arrived, 
the people were voting with their conscience as their party loyalty died,
They were going indie & making a stand,
they wanted a different way of governing the land,
They knew that the people who didnt usually vote, 
could make a difference even if the odds were stoked,
The bookies would lose and the people would win,
and the career politicians would pay for their sins.


Have fun tomorrow but choose your cross wisely.

Place your vote with your conscience

Cross posted from Ian PJ on Politics

Place your vote with your conscience May 5, 2010

It is now less than 24 hours before the voting stations open in the 2010 UK General Election.
After 3 weeks of end to end coverage, there has been some positive campaigning countered by even more negative campaigning, there have been lies and counter lies, information met with disinformation and rightly the public are confused as to which is the best way to place their vote.
I can only say that you alone must make that decision, but I would suggest you now set aside the propaganda from all sides, and think. You don’t have to vote with the herd simply because you think everyone else is doing so, be yourself and vote with your conscience.
Voting for smaller parties or Independents is no sin if that is what you believe will be the right thing to do, if you believe that they will do the right thing and represent you properly if elected. No vote is a wasted vote no matter where you place it, so long as you do place it, but if you simply act like a herd you will be treated as such beyond the election.
Throughout this campaign we have seen and heard an awful lot about promises, pledges and contracts, some we like, much we don’t, but as we have discovered to our cost in recent years, those Party Manifestos are not subject to the law, and have indeed been proven in court to be ‘not subject to legitimate expectation’.
There is only one Pledge that will be legally binding when you go to vote tomorrow, that of The Albion Alliance. Those politicians who have signed up to it have agreed to the following.
I pledge to work tirelessly to give the voters of my constituency a democratic and direct voice in the United Kingdom’s continued relationship with the EU.
I pledge that I will sponsor a Private Members Bill, written in clear concise terms, calling for a referendum on Britain’s membership of the European Union – and/or support any motion for such a referendum – and to vote positively for any Bill that may call for such a referendum, irrespective of Party Whip, with a view to the successful outcome of this pledge within 1 year of a new Parliament or sooner.
If you really want change, if you wish to see the democratic deficit restored as much as these few can make it, I hope you make good use of the Albion Alliance database (click on ‘refine search’, then ‘pledged’). Look at those candidates kindly who have taken the time, trouble and have been bold enough to make this personal pledge on your behalf, by rewarding them and their honesty with your vote.
We would have liked to have seen far more candidates willing to stand up and be counted in this way, but those 99 who have already pledged, if returned to parliament can make a huge impact.
They may not represent a party that you would normally vote for, but consider whether on this matter alone, and the likelihood of the Lisbon Treaty coming before parliament again this autumn for re-ratification, does that individual candidate represent you and your view rather than the if/but/perhaps/maybe vagueness of the others.
Remember, If you continue to vote the same, you will continue to get the same.

I am one of those 99 so choose wisely.

Here is my write up in the Ham and High

If Tomorrow Comes

Ive been accused of not appreciating someone, who left comments on this blog somewhat regularly.  Thing is , we've all had instances of people ignoring us or us thinking we have been ignored but the person involved has no idea of what we were smarting about or when we were ignored.

Thing is in the 21st century we all have very busy lives, sometimes things aren't always picked up or noticed because we screen out things and prioritise events and we can't react to everyone or everything with the same notice that we give to our priorities, we would burn out with the amount of information we had to process.

For example:
Anonymous Nikks said...
Do you realise that before you stood for parliament, I left a comment on your blog often. It is obvious that you did not perceive me as intellectually important as you never responded. Therefore I will not vote for you.Sorry, Dear Possible Chum, but you are representative of all parties. Until an election - you are indifferent to me and then I am suddenly important and you request a donation.
5 May 2010 02:24:00 GMT+01:00
 and heres my response

Thats your prerogative and your choice. I may not have responded because there was no more to say whenever you commented before, sometimes there isn't. I tend not to get involved with comments all the time, and since you haven't a link for me to look at then I can't see who you are. If you'd googled me before and said hello then maybe I would remember you but at the moment I have lot going on in my life so not everything revolves around the blog.

Besides which I never put a donate button on before because I was in a party, not an independent, and therefore some of the costs would have been borne out by party expenditure hopefully.

When you're on your own its different so I acquiesced and put one on. No matter. One vote in wood green is only 0.52 really which is better than most safe seats but we'll see what happens on Friday morning.

Your choice at the end of the day.

Disclaimer to any one else I dont always respond to comments. I'll only do it if there is something more to be said. I don't particularly like to waffle in the comments section.

So anyone who leaves a comment  I may not reply but you can email me and you will eventually get a response but I'm as human as the next guy  If I haven't managed to get back to you within a week  there's nothing wrong with you sending another one to remind me.

As for the title  one of my favourite miniseries by Sidney Sheldon.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Like Lambs to Slaughter

An avid reader suggested that I put up what the budget cuts would be under the three main parties ( remember if I'm elected I would try and get these reversed because we wouldn't have to fund the EU that wonderful burning hole in Britain's pockets and therefore would have our own money to spend)

Here is the link to the report . It makes for serious reading.  Apologies to those who thought I might be at the hustings at Noel Park tonight. Unfortunately my geographical position at this time precludes that and so my apologies are in order ( it is one of two hustings I was invited to) I don't believe in gatecrashing the others though apparently my name was on one of the others but no one had invited me according to my next door neighbour who was there.

You'll see that the mansion tax comes into force, that means some Highgate dwellers in our constituency will have to stump up £2000 or more depending  I'm talking about Sheldon avenue, Denewood Road areas

Thats what you get for a LibDem victory in Wood Green because the more people vote Libdem the more likely the mansion tax is going to hit you. Clegg may even become Prime Minister in which case the mansion tax will be rolled out.

Fancy having to pay extra because your house is worth £2million and above  Which in this part of London is very easy  Even the new places on Cranley Gardens are being sold at 1.6million which is horribly out of the reach of most people.

The LibLabCon

A picture is worth a thousand words H/t to Lawson
Sorry Lynne  Featherstone but its true isn't it? Karen Jennings you know it to be true

As for Richard  Merrin this little article caught my eye earlier  so sorry Richard....
 If you are in the public eye it means being above reproach of that kind of story. What people do in private is their business and never let that be forgotten; but when you have money involved then it becomes rather difficult.

You the public of Hornsey and Wood Green have a choice this election.  You can have a future full of fear fairly shared out to you or you can have a positive future with an Independent who cares about your hopes and wishes.

Vote KAPUR on Thursday 6th May for a brighter, fearless future for all sectors of society.

Monday, May 3, 2010

The Ballot Paper in Hornsey and Wood Green ( Blank)

It is blank to comply with electoral rules .

I have had the pleasure of being able to vote for someone who I have to trust on a daily basis. Its finally in my fortieth year that I can vote for myself.

From this ballot paper and also from Haringey council's official list the following facts are clear

Richard Merrin does not live in the constituency and his address bears witness to the fact that he was a selection candidate for the Kentish Town council once upon a time in the past.

His brother does live in the constituency as he is one of his 10 assentors on the nomination form

Of the other candidates
Stephane has demurred by not declaring on the ballot paper where he lives.
Lynne lives in the part of Highgate I would love to be able to live in ( if money grew on trees) and a short walk to the heath
Karen lives in Cranley Gardens ( which has somewhat of a chequered history with Dennis Nilsen ) she lives ten doors down from that place and is very handy for Highgate wood and the parkland walk
Peter lives in the terraces behind Alexandra Palace station and thats handy for Alexandra Park

I myself live at the eastern edge of the constituency in a maisonette, handy for Russell Park

Choose wisely. Choose the person who you think will deliver for you as you govern the country not the parties, your cross transfers power from you to your elected representative.  Someone described it as somewhat exciting this morning on twitter  I replied saying transfers of power always are.

Its like jumpstarting a car.

Do you want Yellow, Red, Green or Blue policies or do you want policies that come from you the 78000 electors in Hornsey and Wood Green? You get to decide on Thursday.  Remember you might not get that chance again for five years.

Apologies to those I couldn't get round to with a leaflet ( its a big constituency)

Vote Kapur on Thursday and I promise to deliver what ever the majority in Hornsey and Wood Green want.

None of the Lib Lab Con ( and possibly the Greens) are what they seem

with Hat Tip to Ian PJ on politics
The editorial in today's Daily Telegraph is headlined "The LibDems are not what they seem to be", a statement that can also be applied to both Labour and the Conservatives. As a piece presumably to 'diss' the LibDems, one has to wonder who wrote this disastrous example that is supposed to be 'journalism' and whether they actually read that which they had written.

Selecting Clegg's apparent belief in 'localism' and contrasting this with his desire to be a member of the European Union does not differentiate Clegg from David Cameron, in fact it highlights the similarity. Likewise the editorial selects Clegg's wish for an amnesty for illegal immigrants as an example of liberalism against what the paper calls the 'authoritarian' idea of herding new immigrants to areas where they are needed. And the difference with this 'authoritarian' idea and that of David Cameron with his vision of a 'Big Society' which includes 'volunteer' groups or a National Citizen's Service for 16 yearolds, is what exactly? Therefore the question has to be asked; just what is the 'raison d'etre' for the LibDems existence? The same question could well be directed to David Cameron and the Conservatives, but I digress.With Labour, whilst one knows that their idealogy means more state control over our lives, thought and actions, what they keep hidden is the degree to which their control will achieve.

It can be accepted that society today functions by one of two methods - socialism or capitalism. In a nutshell Socialism can be defined as government control of people and production and capitalism defined as minimalist government, with the market - a mechanism that decides the best way of accomplishing any given task - achieving prosperity for both people and country.

To attempt embracing both worlds of socialism and capitalism can only lead to indecision and badly planned and implemented policies, exemplified by the Blair and Brown governments. What is obvious is that whoever forms the next government, be that 'fair' (red), 'fairness' (yellow) or 'change' (blue), 'big government' will prevail, not just from our 'national' government in Brussels, but also from our 'toy' government in Westminster who will continue to grant various aspects of 'freedom' - but freedom with strings attached - to the people.

It is a sad fact of this election that the question which should have been debated, has not. That question is: Who governs us? It is a question asked not just with regard to our country's membership of the European Union, but also from an aspect of locally. In a democracy, should not the people be able to govern themselves? The problem from which we presently suffer is that we, the people, have become subservient to politicians and bureaucrats whereas it should be the politicians and bureaucrats who should be subservient to the people. Over decades the politicians and bureaucrats have brain-washed the people to the extent that the people have now lost the will and ability to think for themselves.

RIP Individualism and Freedom.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

A vote for the three main parties ( and the Greens) is a vote for a dictatorship

I would urge to you listen to the whole youtube video.

I have shown you in the last post that your vote does count.

I will vote the way the constituents want me to vote.

Friday, April 30, 2010

Your Vote Can Make A Difference

Average turnouts are 60%

So that leaves 40% of you who didn't vote last time

Just look at what you could do if you voted, and not for the main three parties because as you've already demonstrated by not voting, you didn't think your vote counted for much?

It does  Just look at the amount of power you have to change the political scene in Britain....  

That's why it is your right and your vote that holds power  For every vote you don't cast, someone else gains.

At this election use your power. Empower yourselves.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

My Manifesto

My manifesto as an independent should really be given to me by the people… I’m not here to dictate policy to them, it is the other way around.
I have my personal views but they don’t form my manifesto.
What the people want in my constituency is what they will get from me as long as the majority of people agree on the issues.
I have views on all issues but Im prepared to debate on my blog and in person what those issues are and how the people of Hornsey and Wood Green want to move on those.
Thats a manifesto and a half It promises much more than the fair manifestos of the LibLabConGreen parties

I'll even turn on the anonymous comments again for the shy ones out there

There is one thing I am promising though.  A choice in how the people of not just Hornsey and Wood Green but of the whole of the UK spend their money and have direction over that money which isn't the case at the current time.
I will have to respect the wishes of the constituents at all times.

Labour shoot themselves again in Bristol East

They have broken this representation of the people act

They tweeted postal vote results before the big night.  

Illegal 70085 and also as the big picture   

Labour isn't interested in a future fair for all.

Acronym of the Election

Courtesy of a commenter on the Guardian Comment is Free called 'Sniffy' and hat tip to A suburban voter



Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Tory voters beware...

Hat tip to Bermondseymum and to Dulwichmum and to Aims who pointed it out


A UKIP election broadcast that everyone should listen to

I'll make no secret of it.  I don't like the EU because it dictates what we can or cannot do yet we have to prop it up to the tune of 45 million pounds a day.

Here is the broadcast ( Iplayer)

They also ordered us to shut several Post offices and the politicians at Westminster had to do it, they had no choice in the matter.  Is that fair?  Is that really fair?  I don't think so.

We who have to live here should be able to make the choices not the EU.

As an Independent I  have already pledged for a referendum on our continuing membership of the EU.  See the Albion Alliance link to the right hand side of the blog.

Gordon has thrown the election in Oldham

Also seen on facebook,  Norad are now tracking an object over the English Channel, it has been confirmed that it is a Prime ministerial Nokia.....

Goodbye Labour

The fact is that the national debt, is a function of the fact that we send the EU  45 million pounds every day.

And we get nothing back from it.

Edit :  Apparently it was Rochdale...  But in any case a Lancashire town....

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Standing as an Independent Candidate

Standing as an independent candidate is a hard job. Let no one tell you otherwise. 
 I am seeking office not to extract more of your hard earned money, or to control more of your lives, but because I believe liberty is the key ingredient to greater prosperity and happiness.
I have seen liberties stripped away over the last two decades and I want to reverse that in Hornsey and Wood Green.
  I decided to stand in Hornsey and Wood Green because I have lived here for the last nine years and have seen council tax going up and up and no real benefit from it going further up.
There are many cultures that live , work and make Wood Green and Hornsey the vibrant place that I live in.

The main three parties are drawn from one sector of Hornsey, and whilst that is fine, it leaves the ordinary person, somewhat removed from government.  After all you the elector vote the person in you feel that will do the most for you and who will work for you.  The main parties however have their rules and their party whip.  This makes your representation fail because toeing the party line, especially in the Labour or the Conservative party is the norm.  In  the Liberal Democrats it is slightly laxer but it is still there.
An independent candidate  reflecting the mix of cultures that are in the borough is more responsible to the electors who vote him/her in.  All electors in the borough have exactly the same rights and responsibilities and the same right to contact me if elected to ask me to get things done.
You must vote, its your right as a member of the electorate. Not using your vote is like leaving your oven on day and night.  It gets wasted that way.

You make the choice. I've done this primarily because I feel you should be the change you want to see in the world. So I've taken a step to making things better

Monday, April 26, 2010

That Eu Referendum Vote

From another independent's site

I have to agree with all the sentiments expressed in that post.

The EU doesnt want public participation which is why I am calling for a referendum on its continued interference in British affairs.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Spot the Difference

Click the pic to enlarge it.
With the nod of the Hat to ManWiddicombe

Why on earth would you vote for these parties?  Vote Independent. Send a clear message to the old political parties that you are not prepared to put up with their hypocrisy anymore

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Beware the Small Print

Copied shamelessly in its entirety but with a different title from Ian PJ on Politics

While walking down the street one day a “Member of Parliament” is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the  entrance.
‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter.. ‘Before you settle in,  it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.’
‘No problem, just let me in,’ says the man.
‘Well, I’d like to, but I  have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.’
‘Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,’  says the MP.
‘I’m sorry, but we have our rules.’
And with  that, St. Peter  escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down  to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green  golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it  are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with  him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had  while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They play a  friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and  champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises….
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
‘Now it’s time  to visit heaven.’
So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group  of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.  They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by  and St. Peter returns.
‘Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and  another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.’
The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: ‘Well, I would never have said it  before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but  I think I would be better off  in hell.’
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,  down, down to hell.
Now the doors of  the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with  waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his  shoulder. ‘I don’t understand,’ stammers the MP. ‘Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time.. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
What happened?’
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ‘Yesterday we were campaigning… …
Today you voted.’
MORAL: Never take at face value what politicians tell you, always look a little closer at the small print in their manifesto, and if possible get them to make personal pledges

An example is the Albion Alliance pledge

A bit of light relief

It seems that all the Downfall Parodies are being removed but here's a special one

Hallelujah The stationery has arrived

I have had a delivery of stationery,I shall be coming round and posting a postcard through your door in the Hornsey and Wood Green Constituency.

Its in black and white, please don't put it in the recycling  put it on a noticeboard if you don't want it. Or give it to the new voters the ones who are the first time electors at this election

Please Vote

 50 -54 seconds in and 1.35 minutes in is our current incumbent, but remember she is technically unemployed when parliament is dissolved.

Even I can mime to the words,

Seriously though  Use your Vote  Don't waste your power, you vote for your representation at Parliament. If you don't vote you risk having a different result.  I would urge everyone registered to vote to vote for the candidate they best think can help them make a difference to the way Hornsey and Wood Green is run.

If everyone who didnt vote at the last election voted there would be a different political landscape

30420 of you didn't bother to vote last time in Hornsey and Wood Green  Thats enough to put someone in Parliament or keep someone out.

Use it wisely.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Why the Truth Matters

With thanks to the Independent

Labour's campaign meeting

From Lord Toby Harris

There's something you need to look at in this quote. Remember your MP should report to you not the other way around. I'll highlight the word and hope you get the message

Clicking on the quote will take you to Toby Harris's webpage

Karen was quietly "authoritative" and demonstrating why selecting this former nurse who expects to become a grandmother this week was exactly the right choice to win the seat back from LibDem, Lynne Featherstone.   (Interestingly, Lynne Featherstone has not dug in locally – in the way that other freshly elected LibDem MPs have tended to do elsewhere in the country – she seems to have been so captivated by the chance to strut the national stage that she has rather neglected her local constituents.)

Authoritative?  Authoritarian  Lets see the definition from a dictionary shall we.

1 a : having or proceeding from authority : official  b : showing evident authority : definitive 
2 : 
dictatorial 2

Now tell me  Do the residents of Hornsey and Wood Green want to be under a dictatorial MP?

I think not somehow?

We all know what a dictator is.  A tyrant. a person who wants his/her word only.  I would think that that was the last thing that Hornsey and Wood Green needed.

Canvassing in Alexandra Palace and Priory Road

This morning I was out putting up flyers in the Priory Road and Alexandra palace area.

The road behind me is Park Road  , I'm by the Store at the bottom of Alexandra Palace.

Monday, April 19, 2010

From the BBC Website for Hornsey and Wood Green


Lynne FeatherstoneLiberal Democrat
Karen JenningsLabour
Rohen KapurIndependent
Pete McAskieGreen
Richard MerrinConservative

Seems I have finally made it onto the BBC website

The campaign begins in earnest today then!