Friday, August 14, 2009

Election Carol

On the first day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
A house in my constituency

On the second day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the third day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the fourth day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the fifth day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the sixth day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the seventh day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the eighth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the ninth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the tenth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Ten sets of bed linen
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the eleventh day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Eleven pounds of washing up liquid
Ten sets of bed linen
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the twelfth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
12 wine glasses
Eleven pounds of washing up liquid
Ten sets of bed linen
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

3 comments:

  1. Our local MPs travelling expenses are so high that it's been estimated that she could have travelled to the moon and back on what she claimed!

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  2. Yeah John you are right....

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