Wave goodbye to Civil Liberties

H/T PiP and Daniel1979

Setting the people up to die: A conspiracy of silence about swine flu natural remedies by Mike Adams the Health Ranger

Setting the people up to die: A conspiracy of silence about swine flu natural remedies by Mike Adams the Health Ranger


Now anyone who heard me on Blog Talk radio should also have a look at this article.

National Nutrition survey in Britain

The results can be found here

41% of the over sixty-five population who are in institutions, care homes, hospitals and the like are deficient in Vit D

There are vitamin deficiencies in Britain and that survey is almost 10 years old

If you spend most of your time in a car or a house or an office you will not have an optimum level of Vitamin D in your blood. There is a blood test for this.

Autism and Mercury Poisoning

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I've had to dig and dig this up but I finally found it

A table comparing Mercury poisoning symptoms and Autistic Spectrum disorders


If you expose your child to thimerosal containing vaccines there is a big chance that they will exhibit signs of mercury poisoning and be diagnosed with ADHD or autism.

Mercury is not good for nerves.

We are being poisoned and the new flu vaccine has thimerosal in it.

They want to vaccinate almost everyone.

It can also give you motor neurone disease.

Do not take the flu vaccine

I now understand why I had such bad diarrhoea following my vaccination in October I had it for 12 weeks. I had to go abroad and had vaccinations, and I felt like death for five months.

I feel sad that we are being poisoned by the very people who are supposed to be looking after us.

As for babies

Exposure to Mercury during the First Six Months via Human Milk and Vaccines: Modifying Risk Factors.

Article
American Journal of Perinatology. 24(7):387-400, July 2007.
Dorea, Jose G. Ph.D. 1

Abstract:
Breastfeeding is the best natural protection infants have against morbidity and mortality, and the development of safe and effective vaccines has made it possible to immunize children against infectious disease. Both of these mechanisms for ensuring good health in children may be compromised by contact with mercury (Hg). Maternal exposure to environmental Hg during pregnancy can predispose nursing children to neurodevelopmental disorders. Despite the World Health Organization assurance that thimerosal-preserved vaccines are safe to use in infants, the United States, the European Union, and dozens of other countries have eliminated thimerosal as a vaccine preservative and stopped the immunization of children with such vaccines. Because of the increase in environmental pollution and the need to produce cheap and safe vaccines, there is a need to address the uncertainty of vaccine-ethylmercury risk of toxicity and Hg exposure during breastfeeding.


Need I say more.

Rations MP on holiday in Lombok

Alan Duncan the man whose lawn was dug up, who invited the man who did it to the House of Commons is on holiday in Lombok with his partner.

In an exclusive resort, and paying at least £10000 for the holiday. No wonder he feels that he is on rations. Ever thought about living within your means and mixing with the little people Alan?

Oh that would never do would it? Can't possibly bump into a constituent on holiday It would mean that you couldn't escape from work. Being an MP isn't about shirking and avoiding your constituents its about working for them and being their representative 365 days of every year that they vote you in for.

Not to mention your carbon footprint for the whole trip. Not very green are we, yet your party is known as "progressive" Yeah and the rest. You don't fool me.

Actions speak louder than words ever can.

You sir are a disgrace.

Along with the other 642 members in the house who are just like you. There are a few exceptions.

After all you aren't needed anymore, everything is rubber stamped when it comes from the EU on high. If the masses ever found out you would be lynched.

The Federal Reserve

The Finns get even more draconian laws

Finland’s parliament is proposing a new gun law that would grant police the right to search and inspect people’s homes without a search warrant, Finnish news source Sunnuntaisuomalainen reported. The gun law proposal would let police search private property and homes without suspecting any crime. The gun law will also restrict licenses to members of shooting clubs.

There are over 670,000 people in Finland who hold a gun licence, which is about 12 percent of the entire nation’s population. Most gun owners claim this law is unconstitutional according to Sunnuntaisuomalainen. The bill is expected to be debated in the Finnish parliament during the autumn.

With Friends like that who needs enemies?

I refer of course to this.

United Breaks Guitars part two

Vitamin D to treat all this

Vitamin D is responsible for 10% of our genome

Link here Its fascinating.


Also take a look at this This author I have a lot of time for

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=CHO20090819&articleId=14845

EDit

This link should back up anything I say It is really important

Mercury is NOT good for kids

Mercury is what sent the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland MAD

Hatters used to die from their occupational exposure to Mercury and yet here we are being told and being brainwashed that mercury is good?

Ignorance is Power
Freedom is Slavery
War is Peace

George Orwell should be spinning in his grave



Edit

This about Olanzapine and how Eli Lilly fool the doctors

Legal Immunity for Swine Flu Vaccine Manufacturers

Department of Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sibelius has not only given immunity to the makers of Tamiflu and Relenza for injuries stemming from their use against swine flu, she has granted immunity to future swine flu vaccines and “any associated adjuvants”.

The last time the government embarked on a major vaccine campaign against a new swine flu, thousands filed claims contending they suffered side effects from the shots. This time around, they will have no recourse.

The 2006 Public Readiness and Emergency Preparedness Act (the PREP Act) allows the DHHS Secretary to invoke almost complete immunity from liability for manufacturers of vaccines and drugs used to combat a declared public health emergency.

The PREP Act removes the right to a trial jury unless a plaintiff can provide clear evidence of willful misconduct that resulted in death or serious physical injury -- and gets permission to sue from the DHHS Secretary.

But once the PREP Act is invoked to shield manufacturers from liability, the pharmaceutical firms have no financial incentive to make the safest product, and have a negative incentive to test it for safety. As long as they do not deliberately harm consumers of the product, they will not be liable for damages.

Meanwhile, while the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention hoping to have 120 million doses of H1N1 swine flu virus vaccine ready before flu season this fall, some are raising concerns over what they see as an effort to rush the drug through safety trials.

The source of many of these concerns is the probability that the mercury-containing preservative thimerosal will be an ingredient in some of the doses of the new vaccine.

Groups opposed to current vaccination practices condemn thimerosal as a toxin responsible for the development of autism and related ailments in children. Additionally, the possibility that the swine flu vaccine could also contain an adjuvant, an ingredient that would allow more doses to be created from existing supplies of the vaccine, has also worried these groups.

From Dr Mercola

Swine Flu or any Flu for that matter

Treatment

Vitamin D3 at doses of 2000-3000IU per day both as a prophylaxis and as a treatment

I will give you a cast iron guarantee of this.

But only at that dose. Nothing less. It will also work in Tuberculosis at a higher dose and possibly cure the common cold




High Cholesterol?

Vitamin B3 Niacin Modified release tablets. 1-2 grams at night.

IN the BNF and eminently prescribable by your doctor

DO NOT take a Statin

Also take Co enzyme Q 10 100mg-300mg and 1000mg Vitamin C twice daily and you will never have heart disease from fatty deposits.

Ignore me at your peril.

Most people on a western English diet are deficient in B and C vitamins.

Don't die of ignorance.

Money Money Money

Abba - Money, Money, Money
by ABBA

The last phrase Rothschild would be proud

The truth about vaccines

A lot of you who read this blog are probably wondering why I dont give out health advice, or comment on health issues, If the werewolves are printing off this blog then maybe I shouldn't

But for those of you with an open and enquiring mind here is the following link

Read it and then do your research on google and see if you can destroy his arguments.

Facts are facts There were no widespread cancer cases or cancer clusters before vaccinations. There were no cancer epidemics in the early 1900s or we would have heard about them they would be written up in the medical literature much like the chimneysweepers and scrotal cancer.

I rest my case.

Occupational hazards and cancers have always gone together but now due to health and safety surely that shouldnt be happening anymore so why are there so many cancers still out there.

Ask questions, demand proper answers. Knowledge is power.

In experiments conducted during the 1970s and 80s, the prisoners were inoculated with flu vaccines containing genetically engineered viruses and mycoplasma . It is suspected that vaccines were being covertly developed and deployed as biological warfare weapons. Nobel prize winner James Watson, world famous for his discovery of the molecular structure of DNA and a leading researcher of the still ongoing Human Genome Project, was involved in these prison experiments.

Still think Swine Flu Vaccination is a good idea?

One World Government

Dear Treasured Friends,

Covering global meetings for ten years was a real milestone for me. Now, we have just completed our 11th year and are entering our 12th year. During the last 11 years, the world has vastly changed. My first book was Prince Charles the Sustainable Prince, which dealt with the role of Prince Charles and his behind-the-scenes role in making sure Agenda 21 was agreed to at the 1992 Rio "Earth Summit". At the heart of Agenda 21 is sustainable development, which is involved with reducing the population of the world through abortion, homosexuality (that lifestyle does not pro-create) and euthanasia. Plagues, viruses, wars, and natural disasters reduce the population as well. It appears that we are in the midst of increased plagues, viruses, wars, and natural disasters! Also, the prince has encouraged ways to change the structure of government through public-private partnerships. At the 60th General Assembly meeting of the United Nations, which was held in September, the programme of action highlighted both sustainable development and public-private partnership as being the two key pillars of its agenda today.

In 1994 when I first started covering global meetings, I did so because the United Nations was interested in floating the idea of global taxation. Eleven years later, the UN General Assembly approved the idea of a tax on airline tickets. France, I am told, recently announced it was adding a tax on every airline ticket sold in France. It was French president Jacques Chirac who called for a global tax on airline tickets at the January, 2005 World Economic Forum. He then called for a tax on airline tickets at the Gleneagles G8 meeting in July. I asked him what kind of taxation we could expect, if an airline tax went well and he told me that they had a number of forms of taxation planned. A global tax was also discussed by Frances Prime Minister, Dominique De Villepin at the UN. He told me that there were 66 countries that supported the idea.

What does a global tax signify? It signifies that there are no more barriers between the nation-states--that the countries of the world are now ONE. For a number of years, I have maintained that world government is not coming, IT IS. WE ARE IN WORLD GOVERNMENT. Little by little our freedoms are being reduced and altered. There are changes all around with regard to the structure of local government. Actually, it was President Nixon's Executive Order 11647 that divided the U.S. into 10 regions. He then appointed an administrator over each region who is directly accountable to him only. Over the years, the government has stripped the States of their Constitutional powers--States demand that their monies now be sent to Washington, so they can be sent back to the States that need them. Unfortunately, ELECTED government has no power, as the APPOINTED level of REGIONAL OR METROPOLITAN GOVERNMENTS are now receiving the tax monies that the States were suppose to get. When you consider the U.N. is appointed government, it all comes neatly together.

When I look at how fast things are moving, all I have to do is take a look at what I wrote in UN Watch! in the September/October, 2004 edition issued in January, 2005. At that time I wrote about the power of the British Commonwealth. At the international level, the Commonwealth organization, which is comprised of 54 British countries and former colonies, are allowed to operate inside the United Nations. As such, they have 38 potential votes at the Bank for International Settlements, 2 at the Group of Eight, 54 at the United Nations, 45 at the International Monetary Fund, 46 at the World Trade Organization, 44 at the World Bank and 13 in the Free Trade Areas of the Americas. When you look this hemisphere, Canada, the Bahamas, Guyana, and other countries are members of the Commonwealth. Even in our own hemisphere, we are out voted by 13 countries! For now, the only place where the U.S. is not outvoted is at the Security Council---that is until they change the composition. Countries, which are possible candidates for admission, include the following Commonwealth countries: Canada, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan and Malaysia.

The combined November/December, 2004-January/February, 2005 issue was on the Reform of the United Nations. The world has moved from "common security" in which we all have a concern to one of "collective security", which basically says that all of the countries of the world have an obligation to come to the rescue of the people in a failed state, where they do not get the adequate treatment that they would in a non-failed state. Again, using humanitarianism as the core, it is no longer the state that matters but individuals--so much for the UN being a place where countries could come together to talk out their differences.

The next issue was on the "Growing Reach of the World Economic Forum." I have covered the World Economic Forum every year since 1998 with the exception of 1999. In my opinion, it equals the Bildebergers, as it is a forum where the

CEO's of the world can interact in political issues and even take part in them. Through public-private partnerships, the world has moved from individual nation-states into global corporate fascism, where corporations are now buying out governments. In this new structure, there is no representative government. In that issue, I went back 3 years and looked at the "inner core" of participants who are members of the Council on Foreign Relations-CFR, the Tri-Lateral Commission-TLC, the Royal Institute for International Affairs-RIIA, now called "The Chatham House", and the Prince of Wales International Business Leaders Forum, which also has connections with the London School of Economics.

The July/August through November/December, 2005 issue took a hard look at how natural disasters are being used to further integrate the countries of the world. It provided a very thorough analysis of the hurricanes in the Gulf States and addressed the question of planned and managed disasters as a way of economic benefit and gain.

Bottom-line--the above newsletters have described a very powerful global mafia that, basically, runs the world. What can "we the people" do? Knowledge has always been power. If you operate out of ignorance, you just might sell the family farm! Although the rich and powerful have always run the world, we are now seeing and identifying the forces that run the world in our time. Is this world government part of Biblical prophecy, where the world is going to "end"? I don't know. I do know that Jesus Christ was born in the middle of the world government of His time, which was called "Rome." There have been lots of other conquerors, who wanted to be king of the world. Napoleon was one of them. Who is the world dictator of our time? While we can identify those who are part of the world governmental structure as being member of the Bildebergers, CFR, and TLC, we need to go higher. In all my research, I find that there is another very powerful level of people: the international bankers which includes the Rothschilds, Kuhns, Loebs, etc. And, we must not leave out the world's royal families. But who in particular? I would have to point to Prince Charles. Now we must remember that his father, Prince Philip and Prince Bernhard (now deceased) of Holland, started the World Wildlife Fund, which has been instrumental in putting forth the value of the environment over the value of man. Who else? I don't know. This is as high as I can see or understand. Is there an occult power behind these people? I believe the answer is yes.

Beginning with the Garden of Eden, we have seen how Satan has usurped his power with the desire of becoming "King of the World". The evil side of man has never gone away. We live in a fallen world. However, in OUR time, the structure of the nation-state has been stripped away. At every turn, our government is passing laws that adhere to the international level of government. So, how do we live?

Again, if we have knowledge of things that are usurping our freedoms, it will allow us to make better decisions. I can tell you that the knowledge that I have gained on the international level has helped me tremendously with decisions that I have had to make and with how I invest client monies. When you understand this evil agenda, you will not have the rug pulled out from under you, and you will not be shocked, or at least as shocked, when you need to respond. Furthermore, this knowledge allows you to pray more effectively for your family, for the country, and for yourself. The Bible clearly tells us that it is the "effective and fervent prayers of a righteous man that avails much" James 5:16.

For those of you who received the June, 2005 letter, you read about the heartfelt encounter I had with Ukrainian president Victor Yushchenko. Only God could have provided the opportunity to touch his heart. At the UN60th General Assembly, Venezuelan president Victor Chavez gave a press briefing and God put it on my heart to tell him not to "judge the American people by Pat Robertson's heart." A colleague of mine said he was visibly touched. This hard hearted Marxist who probably has not known real love in his life, was touched by God in an unexpected way, in an unexpected place.

In the past year, I covered the World Economic Forum, the spring World Bank meeting, the Bank for International Settlements in Basel, Switzerland and the G8 meeting in Gleneagles, Scotland. While in England, I had three speaking engagements. I then spent a week at the UN in New York City. In addition to the UN related trips, I spoke three times in Louisiana and Mississippi. One of those times included explaining the whole agenda of world government to Judge Roy Moore. To be honest I don't know what kind of impact it had on him, since a number of his aides are more liberal and globalist in their beliefs than he is. I then spoke at Freedom 21's conference in Las Vegas and then at the Agri-Women's meeting in Monterrey, California. Lastly, I presented a paper on sustainable development at a conference on culture and diversity at Oral Roberts University. Finally, I was able to be present at was the arrival of Prince Charles and Camilla at the dinner given by the President and Mrs. Bush at the White House.

I have analyzed Prince Charles' speeches, given while in America. I was shocked at the information I learned. Furthermore, he and the Duchess went to New Orleans, where he announced that some of his people were at a planning meeting given by Mississippi Governor Haley Barber last month. The prince announced that they are all working on how to rebuild the area. Just recently someone called and told me that a woman from New Orleans who was testifying in front of a congressional commission on Katrina wanted to know why Prince Charles could buy a house in an area that she was told she cannot inhabit. These, indeed, are interesting days.

Over the years, it has been your support that has helped us do some of things that we have done. You have planted a seed in my ministry. I have tried to be faithful to God, to you and to the mandate, which I believe I have been given. I have seen how God has allowed me to touch two interesting world leaders this year and pray that I will have more opportunities in the future to be used in the life of world leaders. I cannot do that unless I am at the international level. The Women's Group has a credit card balance for 2005 which does not include the trips and conferences for 2006. In fact, the G8 will be held in Moscow for the first time. While I subsidize in many ways through my investment business, I rely on your kindness to help accomplish some of what has been described above. I basically am asking you to SEED into this ministry. If I pay for everything, then you do not have that opportunity. Please help us by ordering books and materials or by giving gifts which are tax deductible.

How will we live in a world in which the freedoms, which were given to us through the Bill of Rights and the Constitution, are being demolished? How will we respond, when our jobs are outsourced? How will we respond, when our children tell us that they are global citizens? How will we respond, when we are told that the elderly cannot produce and, therefore, cannot keep their space on planet Earth? How will we respond when they tell us that Christianity is out of date and old fashioned and that we have to pledge allegiance to a new global religion?

Most recently, I was on a farm program in which I discussed world government. A farmer called in and asked what my problem was. I told him that I did not have the problem, he did. The farmers are on the front-lines of loss of property rights and will lose the farm, when our government eliminates all of their subsidies and tariffs to come into compliance with the WTO. I told him it was time to get another tractor trailer parade to the Capitol and protest. Are we going to stick our heads in the sand and pretend that it is okay to take our property and our rights? Ask the people of New Orleans. In the testimony of Dyan French-Cole who is from New Orleans, she told a Congressional panel the following:

I live in America, ya all. I am free. Does that sound strange to anybody in 2005? I hope not. I have lived through thousands of hurricanes. Why are we so excited about hurricanes. Katrina didn't do this. The "isms" of America did this. [Those isms say] we need more money. Please, someone order up more paper with ink on it and put denominations on it. Is it really going to be about this--capitalism? My neighbors want some answers. They want to know where the children are. What insane group of people separated our children from parents? Where are the deceased? The first person accused of looting was looking for his son. They want to know where our rights as Americans are. Are these folk coming to fix us? We want to know why we [America] can go to the tsunami and to New York and get things straight, but why we can't get it straight in New Orleans? They want to know that how is it that we created some agency to buy our land because it is not good enough and that they can do something to it and make it good enough to sell back to us? What kind of insanity is that? It is almost like [what] Christopher Columbus [did to the Indian-owned land]. I own it, but why do I have to sell it to someone at slave wages? My house is not for sale. Please let whoever these people are know that New Orleans is not for sale. We are not going to give up our property. Who comes to rescue with guns instead of life vests? No supplies-- nothing to help the handicap? Why is it mandatory that we leave-at gunpoint? That is not America. What are we doing here? One of the problems is that Mr. Trump came months ago and has decided that he wants Padres Street. Prince Charles, [wants to buy] property on the street where my independent living mentally ill community is- where they say I need to wear a mask? Why is Prince Charles trying to buy a house in New Orleans that you all say[should not exist]. It isn't making sense. Will someone explain it to me. Why were we held hostage and not allowed to rescue our people?

In the Katrina paper I wrote, I discussed that I felt New Orleans would be set up as a sustainable city-with regional government and funded through public-private partnerships. It appears that I am right. This lady's testimony just confirmed my suspicions. Is New Orleans the US model for sustainable development for the rest of the U.S. and for third world countries? When will it be your turn or mine? Take prime land, move the owners off and then let the casinos and the luxury hotels buy the land at a rock bottom prices with the promise of paying higher real estate tax and proving jobs. That is exactly what happened in the Kelo vs. New London where the Supreme Court ruled that the city has the right to use eminent domain to force the highest and best use of property that would create jobs and increase revenue. This breaches the sacredness of personal property rights as they are now subject to the highest bidder-the isms.

The stricken tsunami South Seas countries have already experienced this. The people were moved off their beach front property and are now in camps. Knowledge is power. I am not getting my information from some hear-say. I am going to the source. How do we combat world government? By using their words and information against them. By giving our friends/neighbors/relatives documents, videos, and articles that can explain the danger and threat to freedom. While I recognize this has been a year in which there are many good causes competing for your monies. Please consider seriously the value of knowledge.

Joan Veon is an independent international reporter and a businesswoman. In 1994, she covered her first United Nations conference with the idea that it would be the only one. Now, 13 years later and 90 other meetings, she has interviewed and queried the world's movers and shakers, presidents and prime ministers, key eminent economists, CEOs and leaders in the United Nations from the Secretary-General on down. She has covered economic (Bank for International Settlements, G7, World Economic Forum), trade (World Trade Organization), UN (mega-conferences and General Assembly), regional (Free Trade Areas of the Americas), military (NATO 50th), environmental, International Criminal Court, and many others. She has written two books: Prince Charles the Sustainable Prince and The United Nations' Global Straitjacket. Joan also writes two economic newsletters. Please visit: http://www.womensgroup.org


The article above was written in 2007


See if it resonates with you.

The NHS

If you have to build a motorway where there is a busy road then there are bound to be delays. Especially as the other road is a toll B road and there are only two roads to better health Paying or NHS which is paying from your wage packet using NI. Bit like road taxes and petrol.

The NHS is a dual carriage way which is clogged up Some things move faster than others, bicycles, motorbikes but Vans, lorries and cars are all snarled up and take an age to move, and they take up more petrol.

This all costs money

Whilst we accept that things are not great we are proposing a ten lane highway but in the mean time we will build an A road which is a toll road at the side whilst we plan the motorway.

Anyone who wants to pay to use that road to get to their health back to normal is welcome to use it.

Pay the toll

In the mean time we will start building the five lanes on each side so that all the traffic can move more efficiently.

But its not going to happen over night and it will save petrol in the future, you might save enough even to use the toll road with no problems and then we will upgrade the toll road to a dual carriage way purely for cars and motorbikes.

This is all going to take time planning and effort but would you rather that the old carriage way remains and no work is done but more petrol is made available?

Think about this clearly

You can throw money at the problem and the cars will still reach their destination but ever so slowly or you can take some decisive action and finally get the system working so well that you will wonder why you ever put up with the old dual carriageway.

A modern metaphor for our times.

The Time Trave(l)ler's Wife

Film Review:

Having never read the book and wanted to many times, but never got round to it I was really going to go see this film. I sensed that much of it fell on the cutting room floor as there were painful gaps in it, but then again I have this thing about long films.

The first thing I noticed is that they used the American spelling for Traveller.

The actors and actresses are pretty, but the story is very bare in the film

Eric Bana is gorgeous though.

I won't spoil it if you havent seen it,but I felt it was too short. Bring back a 4 hour film with a 20 minute intermission and get some books properly done into films.

Famous Quotes (10)

In the words of Polly Toynbee's father, Arnold Toynbee

"I suspect that a worldwide totalitarian movement of the communist-fascist kind may overthrow existing institutions - including local sovereignty, political democracy, economic private enterprise -

and at the eleventh hour some such worldwide totalitarian movement will stabilise human affairs by taking such drastic actions in which indespenable fundamental reforms will be intertwined with atrocious acts of injustice"


Sounds familiar but he wrote this in the 1960s

Anna Raccoon is Back

And she is better than ever

More incisive and more pointed than before

You need to get over there now


Anna Raccoon For responsible Raccoontage

Election Carol

On the first day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
A house in my constituency

On the second day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the third day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the fourth day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the fifth day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the sixth day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the seventh day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the eighth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the ninth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the tenth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Ten sets of bed linen
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the eleventh day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Eleven pounds of washing up liquid
Ten sets of bed linen
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

On the twelfth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
12 wine glasses
Eleven pounds of washing up liquid
Ten sets of bed linen
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency

What you would get at the Next Election

From B3ta

Make a difference

Vote Libertarian.

Beneath Watchful Eyes

And you thought Big Brother was just a TV show?

As seen in the Guardian

To pee, or not to pee: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous pissing,
Or to take a shower against a sea of urine,
And by opposing end the urge? To pee: to piss;
No more aching; and by micturating to say wee end
That ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To pee to piss;
To piddle: perchance to dream of a golden shower:
ay, there's the rub;


from here

Divide and Conquer

I havent been writing much Ive been snared at work with a rather demanding computer system but Leg Iron in Underdogs write upwards has a beautiful post that I think that if you do nothing else today you must as a point of necessity read in its entirety.

Link here

One law for them...

A Patrol Supervisor for the police breaking the law at at red light by not stopping at the right place. If it were one of you or I we would face 3 points and a fine for overstepping the stop line

This guy will not have a moments thought until he sees his car plastered over the net.

Prophecy Fisking

Three times shall lovely sunny France Be led to play a bloody dance Before the people shall be free Three tyrant rulers shall she see.

Three rulers in succession be Each springs from different dynasty. Then when the fiercest strife is done England and France shall be as one.

The British olive shall next then twine In marriage with a german vine. Men walk beneath and over streams Fulfilled shall be their wondrous dreams.

The Channel Tunnel...., the European Union between Germany France and the Brits


For in those wondrous far off days The women shall adopt a craze To dress like men, and trousers wear And to cut off their locks of hair They'll ride astride with brazen brow As witches do on broomstick now.

Women on Motorbikes

And roaring monsters with man atop Does seem to eat the verdant crop
Combine harvesters....

And men shall fly as birds do now And give away the horse and plough.

aeroplanes, farm machinery

There'll be a sign for all to see Be sure that it will certain be. Then love shall die and marriage cease And nations wane as babes decrease

The low birth rate in Europe...

And wives shall fondle cats and dogs And men live much the same as hogs.
Rise of the single family unit...


In nineteen hundred and twenty six Build houses light of straw and sticks. For then shall mighty wars be planned And fire and sword shall sweep the land.

supposedly the 1st world war, remember though the calendar had been messed with in gregorian times.

When pictures seem alive with movements free When boats like fishes swim beneath the sea, When men like birds shall scour the sky Then half the world, deep drenched in blood shall die.

Submarines, aeroplanes, Half the world? Not yet...

For those who live the century through In fear and trembling this shall do. Flee to the mountains and the dens To bog and forest and wild fens.

One century later.

For storms will rage and oceans roar When Gabriel stands on sea and shore And as he blows his wondrous horn Old worlds die and new be born.

A fiery dragon will cross the sky Six times before this earth shall die Mankind will tremble and frightened be for the sixth heralds in this prophecy.

Spaceship? Comet?


For seven days and seven nights Man will watch this awesome sight. The tides will rise beyond their ken To bite away the shores and then The mountains will begin to roar And earthquakes split the plain to shore.

Tides will be affected


And flooding waters, rushing in Will flood the lands with such a din That mankind cowers in muddy fen And snarls about his fellow men.

He bares his teeth and fights and kills And secrets food in secret hills And ugly in his fear, he lies To kill marauders, thieves and spies.

Man flees in terror from the floods And kills, and rapes and lies in blood And spilling blood by mankinds hands Will stain and bitter many lands

And when the dragon's tail is gone, Man forgets, and smiles, and carries on To apply himself - too late, too late For mankind has earned deserved fate.

His masked smile - his false grandeur, Will serve the Gods their anger stir. And they will send the Dragon back To light the sky - his tail will crack Upon the earth and rend the earth And man shall flee, King, Lord, and serf.

But slowly they are routed out To seek diminishing water spout And men will die of thirst before The oceans rise to mount the shore.

And lands will crack and rend anew You think it strange. It will come true.

And in some far off distant land Some men - oh such a tiny band Will have to leave their solid mount And span the earth, those few to count, Who survives this (unreadable) and then Begin the human race again.

But not on land already there But on ocean beds, stark, dry and bare Not every soul on Earth will die As the Dragons tail goes sweeping by.

Not every land on earth will sink But these will wallow in stench and stink Of rotting bodies of beast and man Of vegetation crisped on land.

But the land that rises from the sea Will be dry and clean and soft and free Of mankinds dirt and therefore be The source of man's new dynasty.

And those that live will ever fear The dragons tail for many year But time erases memory You think it strange. But it will be.

And before the race is built anew A silver serpent comes to view And spew out men of like unknown To mingle with the earth now grown Cold from its heat and these men can Enlighten the minds of future man.

To intermingle and show them how To live and love and thus endow The children with the second sight. A natural thing so that they might Grow graceful, humble and when they do The Golden Age will start anew.

The dragon's tail is but a sign For mankind's fall and man's decline. And before this prophecy is done I shall be burned at the stake, at one My body singed and my soul set free You think I utter blasphemy You're wrong. These things have come to me This prophecy will come to be.


Mother Shiptons prophecy

Its a dog's life

Positivity Day

Reasons to be positive. Let me get back to you on that

The Silence of the Rands

From our guest blogger Juliette


Well, I concede defeat. In the space of a mere 75 pages, my hatred for the mind-blowingly cold, humourless, conceited and unlikeable Dagny Taggart has grown to truly alarming levels. In fact, it's actually come to exceed the contempt I have for for Polly Toynbee. And if you're a regular reader, you'll know that's really, really saying something.

In fact, the only way I'm ever going to get any pleasure out of this book is if she meets an untimely end at the hands of a particularly twisted serial killer.

As this seems somewhat unlikely - after all, she's supposed to be the god damn heroine - I've put the book aside in disgust. Well, at least it might come in handy for squashing spiders.

However, a girl can dream. So here's a brief outline of how I'd like the book to go from this point onwards...


THE SILENCE OF THE RANDS

by Juliette


'Who is John Galt?'

The words took Clarice Starling by surprise as she stepped into Crawford's office. The distinguished looking grey haired man was sitting behind his desk, apparently deep in thought, and had spoken almost offhandedly. She struggled to retain her composure and think on her feet. His good opinion meant a lot to her. Perhaps more than it should. And of course, she already knew the answer to his question. As did every trainee at the FBI.

'John Galt - it's the name we're giving to the new serial killer, sir. The one who's killed eight people in the last six months. Four men, four women. He cuts off their skin - that's his trademark. And we're still no closer to finding him.'

Crawford smiled slightly, as if impressed by her speed and alertness of mind.

'And what do the victims have in common?'

'They're all obnoxious, sir.' Clarice spoke with more confidence now, sure of her subject. 'He's targeting arrogant humourless rich assholes who think they're God because they've made a few quid ripping off gullible idiots. Already, he's claimed the lives of Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan, Mark Thatcher and Jeffrey Archer. And although we haven't found a body, Craig David was reported missing last week.'

'Very good,' Crawford said warmly. Something darkened in his eyes as he spoke again. 'Clarice - I have an assignment for you. I must warn you, it's dangerous and it's difficult. But it could help us catch this man. Have you heard of Hannibal Lecter?'

Something cold ran up the back of Clarice's neck.

'Hannibal the cannibal,' she said quietly.

Crawford nodded slightly.

'He's a psychopath. but he's a brilliant mind. And with our investigation having reached a dead end, this man is our only hope. Go to him, Clarice. For my sake. Ask him about John Galt.'

*

In The Sunnyvale Home for Homicidal Maniacs, a long echoing corridor extended before Clarice. An expressionless turnkey opened a heavily barred door to let her through.

'Don't get too close to any of the cells,' he warned her tersely. 'Stay in the middle.'

She nodded numbly. Then she began walking down the corridor, tiny and alone. Insane, twisted faces appeared at the bars on either side of her, as she passed the psychopaths' cells. Snatches of sentences drifted to reach her, hissed and gibbered from the lunatics' twisted mouths.

'Actually, I'm going to vote for Gordon Brown at the next election -'

'I think Katie Price came across really well in that ITV interview -'

'Well I think Noirin was really sweet, it's not her fault those weirdos all fancied her on Big Brother -'

A chill ran up her back, and she quickened her pace. The words implied a depth of insanity that made the ground open up before her feet. She desperately wanted to turn back, but forced herself to walk on, approaching the cell at the end. A man was standing in the middle of the cell with his back to her. He made no move of recognition, and she could not tell whether he had heard her footsteps approaching. She forced herself to speak confidently, and not to let her voice falter.

'Doctor Lecter?'

He turned slowly at the sound of her voice. His eyes were dark red and oddly reptilian.

'Who is John Galt?'

Clarice took a step back, unable to help herself.

'How did you know I was going to ask you that?'

'Crawford sent you, didn't he? Because you're still no closer to catching Mr John Galt. I gather that Craig David may be his newest victim. What a bad boy he is.'

'Doctor Lecter - help me,' Clarice burst out impulsively. 'Even as we speak, another rich obnoxious entitled asshole may be facing certain death. You understand John Galt, don't you? Who is he? Who is he, and why is he doing this?'

'First, tell me something in exchange, Clarice. Quid pro quo.'

She stared at him. The dark red eyes stared back at her. A moment of pure electricity passed between them. She felt herself blushing slightly. For a murderous cannibal nutjob, he was kind of cute.

'What - what do you want to know?'

His voice was soft, implacable. 'What did you dream of last night, Clarice?'

'It - it was - it was a bad dream I sometimes have. A memory from childhood.'

Silence pressed in around them for long seconds. Finally, she spoke again, as if hypnotised or drugged.

'When I was young, we lived on a farm. There was a family who lived next door to us. They were called the Rands. God, they were weirdos. Fanatically right wing Russian fruit-loop neocons, with the most fucked up ideas about life, sex and the universe you ever imagined. They were all butt ugly, and wore more gold jewellery than Mr T, and looked like they'd just stepped off a Nazi propaganda poster. Someone ought to have banned them under the Race Relations act.'

In her mind, Clarice was remembering those strange, hauntingly ugly faces. A family that could have turned Julie Burchill into a raving anti-semite within minutes of meeting them. Cold sweat had broken out on her forehead. Suddenly she was no longer in the Sunnyvale Home for Homicidal Maniacs. She was ten years old and walking alone across dark fields. Hearing the deafening, discordant sound of the unthinkable.

'One night, I was coming home from the barn when I heard voices coming from the Rands' house. They were screaming that their daughter Ayn had just got a fuck off six figure book deal despite being incapable of writing a realistic or sympathetic character if her life depended on it. It was the most terrible sound I ever heard in my life. And that's what I hear at night, Doctor Lecter. I hear thse Rands, screaming, near the barn...'

*

'Who is John Galt? It's the name police are giving to the serial killer who has been terrorising obnoxious rich assholes across America...'

Dagny Taggart sighed impatiently, turned off the news and put on a CD. She did so with the rare speed and deftness which characterised everything she did. Ever since she had been a small child, Dagny Taggart had had a rare ability to put on CDs. While other children fumbled and dropped the silvery discs, she had always been able to manipulate them with an effortless fluid dexterity that was almost godlike. Really, it was amazing how much better she was than everyone else. The song came on immediately.

'She's an American girl...'

She sang along to the music as she drove on through the night. Dagny Taggart had a rare ability to sing harmoniously, and had done ever since she was a small child. It was little wonder she had so effortlessly ascended the ranks at her father's company, in a series of promotions that had absolutely nothing to do with nepotism and she'd sack anyone who said any different. Dagny Taggart had a rare ability to sack anyone who said any different, and had done ever since she was a small child.

Parking outside her apartment block, she got out of her car. There was nobody in sight except a man on crutches, laboriously attempting to get a cumbersome piece of furniture into the back of a van. Dagny stepped towards him. She owed it to the small irrelevant people around her, to assist them in endeavours that came so hard to them and so effortlessly to her. Dagny Taggart had a rare ability to get cumbersome pieces of furniture into the back of a van, and had done ever since she was a small child.

'Do you need any help, lesser mortal?'

'Thank you. That would be very kind.'

His voice was mumbling and strange. She barely noticed, intent as she was on getting the cumbersome bit of furniture into the back of the van, with the single minded determination which characterised everything she did. As she climbed into the back of the van to pull it in, she noticed the stranger stepping towards her. Dagny Taggart had a rare ability to notice strangers stepping towards her, and had done ever since she was a small child.

'Are you an obnoxious rich asshole?'

She stared at him in confusion, the words only beginning to sink into her mind. Then, as the chloroform soaked pad pressed down over her face, the truth hit her with the power and speed of a sledgehammer.

Oh my God, Dagny Taggart thought starkly. It's John Galt.

Then there was nothing but a featureless field of grey.

(To be continued. Maybe. If anyone gives a fuck. Let's face it, if you've never read Atlas Shrugged AND Silence of the Lambs, this parody will mean cock all to you. So I'm basically speaking to about three people. Hope you're all having a good weekend anyway...)

J x

Editorial note

This was really funny when I read it last night, which is why I have to post it.

Stat Pron July

Its that time again

Even though I started work in June and July things have been relatively constant

I thank my readers for tuning in and having a good laugh and perhaps getting some libertarian ideas.

I am currently in Scotland in Edinburgh as this post gets published.

I wish you a very happy weekend.