An Apple a Day?

Picture courtesy of David Forward of Tractorstats fame
It soon might be election day. But you know as well as I do that the wicked warlord of the East, Lord Mandelcrunch of Rentajob has said that he will take a job for the Tories?
So do you take the blue part of the apple or the red part? Either way you still get Mandelson.

Its actually quite representative of British Politics that apple. It doesn't matter what you do if you vote red or blue you get the same maggots, when you bite into it.

Why do you vote for them?


"I didn't choose this party I was born into it". Yes and thats why you joined the young Communists is it Mandy?

Which side of the Apple is poisoned? You decide. I would choose a different fruit.

Its a better bet. It may not be what you are used to but there are 50% of the population who don't vote. If those people voted changes would happen.

Apathy will get you the same apple. Go get a different one today.