Truly the Daily Wail have excelled themselves on this one
You could not make this story up, it is a classic.
A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.
According to Dark Lochnagar, the guy tried to shag the cat too.
ReplyDeleteThat was a fabrication put up by the Paws of the World
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