Thursday, October 8, 2009

One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat and a poisoned curry plot

Truly the Daily Wail have excelled themselves on this one

You could not make this story up, it is a classic.

A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.


  1. According to Dark Lochnagar, the guy tried to shag the cat too.

  2. That was a fabrication put up by the Paws of the World