Sunday, October 21, 2007

The Highlight of my Day.... Not

(Ivory Right Chambers)
Head Office: NO 45 Clegg St,

Our Ref: JUSTICE/FG2006

Dear Good Friend,

I am Abdulahi Dieng {ESQ} a solicitor at law. I am the personal Attorney to Mr. David Moussa, who lived in Dakar-Senegal, Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 20th of Dec 2000, my client was involved in a car accident Along Place Independence Road Rue Lamine Guaye Dakar-Senegal, All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated by the Security Company where this huge deposit was lodged.

Particularly, the financial insist where the deceased had an account valued at about $19.5 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account Confiscated within the next twenty official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating relatives, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased so that the Proceeds of this account valued at 19.5 million dollars can be paid to you. If you agree, we can share the fund in a ratio of 50% to you and 50% to me. I have all necessary Legal documents that can beused to back up any claim we may make.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement. That will protect you from any breach of the law. I will like you to send me your full name and address, private telephone and fax number for easy communication.

Best regards,
Abdulahi Dieng (Esq.)


  1. I get one of these at least once a day.

  2. I know but this one is so full of holes...The man died in 2000 and the lawyer has only just got round to doing this now!

  3. Huh. Sounds like you're in there.

  4. I've been getting a lot of spam from banks, you know, the kind that spell Lloyds with one L. The sad thing thing is people fall for this bullshit all the time. Found your blog via Hannah by the way.

  5. I'm lucky. Gmail puts it all in spam for me, along with all the penis enlargers. Serves me right for blogging about James Watson and all his sexy Africans.