Gordon has thrown the election in Oldham

Also seen on facebook,  Norad are now tracking an object over the English Channel, it has been confirmed that it is a Prime ministerial Nokia.....

Goodbye Labour


The fact is that the national debt, is a function of the fact that we send the EU  45 million pounds every day.

And we get nothing back from it.

Edit :  Apparently it was Rochdale...  But in any case a Lancashire town....

Icelandic Explosion

This has now put more CO2 into the earths atmosphere than any other man made intervention.

How is the world going to reduce the carbon foot prints of Acts of God?

Answers please on ;a postcard to Vulcan the god of fire and volcanoes.

It has caused more air traffic disruption than any terrorist event.

And you could say that stopping anyone getting into Britain to spend their money is a big  metaphorical slap across the face for Britain for using Anti terrorist legislation to freeze Icelandic assets.....

Our Fearful Fat Liar

pic by GOT
It has been one hell of a return to the blogosphere for me.

And as I have just gleaned A Future Fair for all is an anagram of Our Fearful Fat Liar

Do you believe him, I dont trust the fat fucker further than I could throw him.

Cutting Public Spending

How best to deal with the situation

How many economists does it take to miss the elephant in the room?

Sixty who back Labour

The biggest spending cut that would not affect how we live in the UK would be to cut all funding to the EU

To leave the EU would immediately make the public finances better. They are currently haemorrhaging funds from the public purse straight to Brussels.

The economists have blinkers on.

Brownian Motion

That dress and that smirk. It makes me want to puke. What happened to good fashion? or at least easy pastel colours?

The body language is obvious, hes as pleased as punch and forgetting about judy in the background along with the glaringly mismatched yellow stilettos.

I havent seen such a fashion disaster for years and thats being kind.
As for the half dead gerberas or chrysanthemums on the dress Oh my did no one point out how clashing those colours were?

Red was the background at the very least you should have worn green with a touch of blue accessories. As it is its a complete mess hence the brownian motion of the title.

Gordon Brown urges EU to back new economic order

From the Grauniad stable (link to full article)

Gordon Brown and Barack Obama are ushering in the New World Order

Gordon Brown last night urged EU leaders to back an audacious plan for a new system of world economic government in which the G20 and IMF would be empowered to tell major economies how they should tailor their national policies to secure sustainable international growth.

This is in this morning's Guardian Newspaper. If anyone was uncertain about how the Bankers would soon be running countries then it is laid bare today.

This is no conspiracy theory any more, it has come to open attention and being announced by one of the leaders of the Western World, the prime minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

For years the dangerous questions were to whom are the governments of the world in debt to and if they are indebted to certain individuals surely those individuals who hold the purse strings dictate policies.

It was widely held by many people that the governments of the world were in hock to the Bankers... the people who lend the money out in the first place and now Gordon Brown has confirmed it.

I first heard about this in 2002. At the time I was sceptical and thought nah It can't be right, its all a load of tosh.

It has been the stark staring naked truth of the matter all this time and only now is the government being more open with us.

Most conspiracy theorists have been postulating this since the opening of the private Federal Reserve bank of the United States of America in 1913 sanctioned by the Federal reserve act ushered in by Woodrow Wilson. The Federal Reserve is still a private concern, and is part of the IMF.
It stands to reason therefore that the private individuals who own shares in the Federal Reserve will be able to dictate economic policy to the major economies of the world through their interest in the IMF and be able to have global power.

Now there's a thought for you all to ponder on.

Comments please....

Gordon Brown: I Dreamed a Dream

Hat Tip Oldrightie and Subrosa

Susan Boyle watch out you may have a contender!!



Not...

A video for Gordon

With thanks to Grumpy Old Twat

Blind State

From our guest blogger Juliette


When I fell asleep last night with people talking about the European elections on the radio, I was feeling seriously pissed off about the whole thing. There's really sod all choice. They're all rubbish. And people wonder why I don't bother voting. Jesus.

Then, like the great Martin Luther King, I had a dream.

Apologies to those of you who are too young/American/Australian to remember that landmark of vintage televisual brilliance Blind Date. But the dream in question went something like this...)

(Blind Date opening credits. Cilla Black comes onto the set, grinning perkily)

Cilla - Hello, and welcome to Blind Date! And now, it's time to meet the fellas that one lucky lady will be choosing between tonight! Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a big hand for our Nick, from Nuremberg!

(audience applause. Enter Nick Griffin, who walks in and perches on one of the stools.)

Cilla ; Now, Nick, that's a lovely black shirt you're wearing tonight.

Nick : Thanks, Cilla. It's funny, because black's not my favourite colour normally!

(audience applause and laughter)

Cilla : And let's give a big hand to Number Two, Our Dave from Eton!

(audience applause. David Cameron walks in and perches on one of the seats.)

Cilla : So, our Dave. I hear you lead a bit of a glamorous life - tell us all about it!

Dave : No, really - I'm just like any other ordinary working dad trying to balance work with having a family and owning a 25,000,000 acre estate housing 5,000 serfs, 8,000 vassals, 98 serving wenches and a private army.

Cilla : And you live in a castle, is that right?

Dave : Well, yes... but it's not a big castle. It's only got 25 bedrooms. I'm just a regular guy when you get to know me, Cilla.

Cilla : And last but not least, let's hear it for Number Three - Our Gordon, from Rampton!

(Audience cheers. Gordon Brown led on by white-coated aide and coaxed into chair, where he sits staring into space with a spreading wet patch on the front of his trousers).

Cilla : And here's the lucky girl who'll get to pick one of these three charming fellas! Let's hear it for Juliette!

(Blind Date music. Audience applause. Enter Juliette).

Cilla : So what sort of fella are you looking for, Juliette?

Juliette : Well, I'm just an old romantic really, Cilla. I just want someone who's going to listen to me, and treat me like I'm special. Not lie to me or mess me about, or drag me into dodgy wars, or steal my money to get his moat cleaned out. That sort of thing.

Cilla : Let's get down to business, then, Juliette! You've got your three questions for our fabulous fellas - take it away!

Juliette : Okay. My first question is, how would you take me to our first date? And that goes to.... Number Two.

Dave - On my ecologically friendly vote-winning bicycle - and I'll give you a ride to remember every time!

(audience shrieks and whistles)

Juliette : Number One?

Nick - I'd get you there in a racing car - because when you're with me, we'll always win the master race!

Juliette : And to Number Three?

(Gordon stares blankly into space with spreading wet patch on front of his trousers)

Juliette : Okay, my next question. If you could be an animal, what sort of animal would you be - and why? And that goes to.... Number One.

Nick - Well, Juliette, I'd be a polar bear - because they're big, they're cuddly and they're totally white!

Juliette : And same question to Number Two?

Dave - I'd be a baby seal - because I'm cute, fluffy and clubbable! And if you don't pick me, Juliette, the fur's going to fly tonight!

(Audience cheers and whistles)

Juliette : And to Number Three?

(Gordon stares blankly into space with spreading wet patch on front of his trousers)

Juliette : And my final question. If you took me out for dinner, where would you take me - and why? And that goes to... Number One.

Nick : Well, Juliette, I'd take you down to the local Indian curry house where we could throw bricks through the window - and we'd be sure to have a smashing time!

(audience laughter and applause)

Juliette : Same question to Number Two.

Dave : I'd take you to a Jamie Oliver restaurant, for an ethically-sourced, nutritionally-balanced meal to remember. And Juliette - when you see my meat and two veg, you'll definitely come back for a second helping!

(audience goes wild for a full minute, whistling and cheering)

Juliette : And Number Three?

(Gordon stares blankly into space with spreading wet patch on front of his trousers)

Cilla - Oh, Juliette, decisions, decisions - but before you make your mind up, let's have a re-cap from Our Graham.

(voice over from Our Graham, to Blind Date music)

(Our Graham) Well, Juliette, are you going to go for our saucy Number One, who doesn't believe the Holocaust ever happened - but who could be the final solution for your love life?

(Nick grins and winks at the camera)

Or will you choose sexy Number Two, who looks like a freshly buttered new potato - but he'll eat you for lunch?

(Dave grins and winks at the camera)

Or will you choose our catatonic Number Three, who may be mentally unstable - but get your straitjacket, love, you've just pulled!

(Gordon stares blankly into space with spreading wet patch on the front of his trousers)

Juliette - Well, Cilla - it's a tough decision, but I think I'm going to go for Number Two.

Cilla - Oh, Juliette - look who you turned down! How could you resist our Nick, from Nuremberg?

(audience applause. Nick goose-steps out, gives a Nazi salute, kisses Juliette on the cheek and walks off stage.)

Cilla - And you also turned down Number Three - our Gordon, from Rampton!

(audience applause. White-coated aide hurries out again, takes Gordon's arm and guides him slowly round the concealing screen and out of sight.)

Cilla ; But now, let's see who you did choose! You chose Number Two - and that was our Dave, from Eton! Come out, Dave!

(audience applause louder than ever. Dave walks out looking reasonably normal, and kisses a relieved-looking Juliette on the cheek.)

Cilla (holding out a selection of envelopes) Now - it's time to decide where you're going to go on your date! Who's going to pick?

Juliette : You can, if you like.

Dave : No, really, I insist.

(Juliette murmurs 'thank you', picks an envelope, tears open the envelope excitedly - then, momentarily speechless, shows Cilla what it says.)

Cilla - Oooh, Juliette, it looks like you're both off to Hell - in a handbasket!

(Audience cheers and applause)

Cilla : Off you go, and have fun! And be sure to come back in five years' time, and tell us all what a nightmare it was - and why you're never voting for the fucking Tories ever again!

Exit, pursued by a Blair...

J x

Even Sky News hates Gordon Brown

Hat tip Grumpy Old Twat

Was the plug pulled or did the Gorgon turn the camera to stone?

Gordon Brown: You're Fired

Borrowed shamelessly from the Crown Blogspot this deserves a wider audience



One of the funniest Youtube if you want to videos out

Obama Beach

About 20 seconds in

The curse of Jonah McBroon again.

Gordon Hash Brown: Im going Nowhere

Seen on a Newspaper stand I forget which paper now but it seemed an appropriate video

Beatles Nowhere Man
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James Purnell Quits

More woes from the Government with James Purnell going

so heres a little election light relief for you all

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the No. 10. Downing street
One is an English worker , another is a scottish worker , and the third is an Indian worker .
All three go with a No.10 offical to examine the fence.

The English contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run to about £500:- £200 for materials, £200 for my crew and £100 profit for me."
The Scottish contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for £600: £250 for materials, £250 for my crew and £100 profit for me."
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the No. 10 official and whispers, "£1500."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "£500 for me, £500 for you, and we hire the English contractor to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the governme nt official.
And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.


Edit:

Dear Gordon



We both love the Labour Party.

I have worked for it for twenty years and you for far longer. We know we owe it everything and it owes us nothing.

I owe it to our Party to say what I believe no matter how hard that may. I now believe your continued leadership makes a Conservative victory more not less likely

That would be disastrous for our country. This moment calls for stronger regulation, an active state, better public services, an open democracy.

It calls for a government that measures itself by how it treats thepoorest in society. Those are our values, not David Cameron's.

We therefore owe it to our country to give it a real choice. We need to show that we are prepared to fight to be a credible government and have the courage to offer an alternative future.

I am therefore calling on you to stand aside to give our Party a fighting chance of winning. And as such I am resigning from Government.

The Party was here long before us, and we want it to be here long after we have gone. We must do the right thing by it.

I am not seeking the leadership, nor acting with anyone else. My actions are my own considered view, nothing more.

If the consensus is that you should continue, then I will supportthe government loyally from the backbenches. But I do believe that this question now needs to be put.

Thank you for giving me the privilege of serving.

Yours

Rt Hon James Purnell MP

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Downfall of Gordon Brown

Hat tip Cato

Gordon McBroon Harbinger of Doom

Gordon has a secret plan to Join the EURO

From PJC journal
Whitehall departments are spending time and taxpayers’ money updating their plans for the switch and each one has a named minister in charge of the process, it emerged in the Express today.

Detailed talks have taken place in departments about what they would have to do if Britain joined.

They include explaining to the public how the move would affect their council tax and business-rate bills and how the BBC would pay for the £10 million cost of changing the TV licence fee to Euros.

The disclosures come just months after European Commission president Jose Manuel Barroso claimed Britain was “closer than ever” to joining the Euro.

Shadow Cabinet Office minister Francis Maude said:

“The public will be alarmed that Government departments are spending time and money on preparing to scrap the pound.

“It now appears that Gordon Brown and Lord Mandelson have a secret Whitehall agenda to exploit their appalling mismanagement of the public finances and use it as an excuse to join the Euro.
“Time and resources better spent on improving local public services are now being spent on preparing to issue council tax bills and TV licences in the new currency.

Libertarian Party leader Ian Parker-Joseph said:

"The need for a huge change of direction in order to facilitate recovery in the UK from a debt based economy to one based upon sound financial grounding means that the very idea of joining a monetary system that would be outside of our control is unthinkable".

“When President Barroso said ‘the people who matter in Britain are currently thinking about’ joining the Euro, he certainly wasn’t talking about the British people. He was talking about Gordon Brown and his team of ‘Euro ministers’.”

Today, a ComRes survey for the TaxPayers’ Alliance reveals that just 28 per cent of the public think Britain should join the Euro, with 68 per cent opposing the move.
The Communities and Local Government Department’s plan spells out the need to prepare for council tax and business rate bills to be issued in the new currency.

Remember that it was a Tory MEP who stated in the EU Parliament that he could not wait for the Conservatives to win power in the UK so that the Euro could be implemented.


If you continue to VOTE THE SAME, you will continue to GET THE SAME

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Picture from the Daily Wail
The wriggling monkeys at Westminster are now spending your cash, on a Metropolitan Police investigation of how the expenses were leaked.Link here to the Mail Story

All the Cabinet ministers accused of milking their allowances have denied any wrongdoing, with many instead accusing the Press of a smear campaign.

If this were anyother employer you wouldnt be able to do this. Why do you put up with it? Vote all 620 of them out who have been profligate with your money.

The list above is the Labour MPs Wait until you get the Conservatives and the LibDems expenses published.

Why should you vote for any of them? or their parties?

There is another way



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Gordon Brown misses the Joke at PMQs

The Senior Whitehall person is himself.....

What does it show? That the Conservatives are poking fun like schoolchildren...

Do you really want them in Power?

To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.....

Pic by the sadly missed Tractorstats.

Government... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship New Labour Its five-year mission (sadly extended): to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

Here is the link to their manifesto Has it materialised? Beam it down Scotty!

Well Gordon you are in cloud cuckoo land and its certainly time for this series to be wound up.

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