The Great Zoranie Predicts

In six months time you will be shocked


George Osborne will become leader of the Conservative Party
Gordon Brown will become a caretaker prime minister with the Glib Dems for six months
Electoral reform will be brought in as it will continue to split the vote.
David Cameron will go the way of William Hague.
His soon to be born child will be disabled
He will therefore give up being leader to look after that child.

Get your bets in now.

2009 Predictions

The financial situation is going to get worse, Much worse If you think it is bad now you aint seen nothing yet

People are going to go hungry

Inflation will be in double figures despite the government saying its not true

No one will want anything Shops and businesses that sell non essential items will go out of business

Misery will prevail

Looting will occur and riot police and a state of emergency may come into being

This is not an exhaustive list More to follow in the next few days