As seen in the Guardian

To pee, or not to pee: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous pissing,
Or to take a shower against a sea of urine,
And by opposing end the urge? To pee: to piss;
No more aching; and by micturating to say wee end
That ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To pee to piss;
To piddle: perchance to dream of a golden shower:
ay, there's the rub;


from here