The Hoon has Gone

Geoff Hoon has gone folks

According to the BBC or Pravda as we like to call it

Youre once twice three times a Hoonie

Thanks for nothing
That youve given me
The memories are all distasteful
And now that weve come
To the end of our gravy
Theres something
I must say out loud
Youre once, twice
Three times a Hoonie
Yes youre once twice
Three times a Hoonie

And I Hate you
When we are far apart
The moments I detest
With every beat of my heart
To flame you to burn you
To hate you to hate you
Theres nothing to keep us together
Youre once twice
Three times a hoonie
And I hate you
I hate you


To Geoff Buff Hoon

With apologies to Lionel Richie